jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.

by blah's February 26, 2011

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

Jumps

A frog

It’s jumps and the witch

by hamchoi69 November 21, 2021

Jumps Husband

A gay tsundere.

I hate that guy! hes a jumps husband.

by Rlku November 15, 2020

jump bazinga

(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason

don't jump bazinga on me

by Sexydimma February 2, 2020

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

I hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me

this is when you go outside and rengar jumps me

oh my god i hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me

by RengarHater February 27, 2024