joe's jars 

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity

Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*

joe's jars by wet freak May 8, 2018

Joe Bartlett 

A name given to a little schmuck. Often seen with his accomplices with his hoodie up.

Don't Mess With Joe Bartlett!

Joe Bartlett by Langer69 November 16, 2018

Joe's Greasy Fingers 

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

Joe's Greasy Fingers by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018

Joe Walgenbach 

A spaghetti enthusiast. He loves feeling his meatballs during class.

Wow I heard Ollie was masturbating during class...really pulling a Joe Walgenbach.

Joe Walgenbach by becky maher February 13, 2019

Joe Waud 

The sweetest boy you will ever meet in your entire life. He is absolutely amazing. He will do anything for his friends and family. He is the cutest person in the world and if you ever meet a Joe Waud then don't treat him like shit. He deserves the world and whoever thinks the opposite is just jealous of him. He is so supportive and so loving. He will always have your back no matter what. If you piss him off or hurt anyone he loves then he won't hesitate to stand up for them or himself. And he likes girls with dimples and messy buns.

Person: hey, is that Joe Waud?
Me: omg yes, isn't he so precious!

Joe Waud by Waud.er_melone October 19, 2019

joe mama 

it's joe mama

kid: do you know joe "other kid: joe who "kid: joe mama "other kid: "fucking dies"

joe mama by awesomedoirto1 November 14, 2019

Joe and Jamie 

They're your typical "self proclaimed" power couple, whose always talkin shit about someone or something. When separated their not too bad, but together their the devil. They never want to do anything you reccomend, & they always act like your taste in movies is ass!! They act like their spiritual but their not. They're the type of couple whose always right & never wrong. They're the type of couple that'll secretly take pictures of you while you sleep. Joe and Jamie's are straight creeps at the end of the day.

Look at the couple over there, they just look like a Joe and Jamie.

Went on a double date with a couple that turned out to be a Joe and Jamie. Worst time of my life.

Lastnight I woke up to a flashing light, I think someone pulled a Joe and Jamie an took some pics of me through my window while I was sleeping...

Joe and Jamie by Krewton86 November 21, 2019