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Josephi Krakowski

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape
by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018
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Josep

The most sexiest person in the world. Getting Josep as a boyfriend is harder than winning the lottery. If you get Josep you are really lucky.
Josep is really cool.
by Boby Wasabi April 5, 2018
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Josep

A loving and Caring boyfriend.He is the kind of a person that will always by your side.He is very emotional,sweet, gentle,soft hearted but clingy at the same time

He always eat but NEVER gain weight.. He loves games and not into sports.He is a very loyal person but had cheated once or twice.He is always doing his best for her girlfriend.
by Asymonia653 June 10, 2021
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Josep Guardiola

A Catalan footballer who first became a legend as a midfielder with FC Barcelona in the early 90s.

In 2009 he became a legend as a manager when he lead Barça to a historic continental treble, winning the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champion's League in his first season as manager of the club.

He also holds the La Liga record for the most yellow cards in a career.
Person 1: I wish I could be a better midfielder.

Person 2: Just watch some films of Josep Guardiola!
by futbolista May 29, 2009
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Josep

The most aweosme person in the world. Whoever has that name can just be defined by one word: AWESOMENESS
Josep is awesome!
by emokid1991 February 25, 2010
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Joesph Seed

A despot that resides in Hope County, Montana. Leads the Project at Eden’s Gate cult and is considered crazy to all but his disciples. He will do anything to indoctrinate normal folk yet will consider himself the better man in every outcome; the ultimate hypocrite. He uses the drug cocktail he calls Bliss to bend people’s will and makes knife-tats on others to expose their sins. Also well-known for evading warrants and nuclear attacks.
Joesph Seed! I have a warrant for your arrest!

Fuck Joesph.
by SharterStarter July 1, 2019
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Joesph

Joesph is a good guy who is the best friend or boyfriend if your lucky enough.He will hold your hand,shower you with kisses and maybe even slap your ass.HE is amazing at dancing and any other sport he is a great guy.
1:Did you see joesph today
2:yea
by Hhhejjeu April 26, 2017
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