a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
by darksemdemigod December 31, 2021
Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017
A "gated institutional narrative" (delivered by major sources like mainstream media, government funded research and university faculties) that elevates some conversations and tamps down others: for example differences between men and women
Today's intellectual dark web includes people who think that inequality can be changed into absolute equality and denies sex differences
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 17, 2018
When one takes a bath in the dark, and adds glow sticks to the water to create a fun atmosphere or a lightshow. Very relaxing or devilish if you like the dark.
by WidowSpanky September 08, 2009
This chick in my economy class can't stop asking stupid questions, she really doesn't glow-in-the-dark!
by princessforaday October 30, 2007
Men who aren’t funny and rely on shock value from offensive words or ideas to get a laugh out of people. When people get offended by what they have said, they respond with “ugh you’re such a snowflake it’s dark humor!1!1!1!1!!!”
by Squidjudge February 18, 2021
A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).
Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
by peatear Gryffyn May 22, 2011