Latin Mud Shark

A woman of latin/hispanic descent who only dates or fucks with black men.

I seen that mami at the club with some black guy, she's a latin mud shark.

by onlylatinaz October 23, 2006

Louisiana Mud Flap

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.

My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.

by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008

Georgia Mud Pie

When a man and woman are in the heat of the moment, the man ever so carefully defocates in a pie tin. Then, the woman bakes said pie, known as a Mud Pie, and proceeds to rub herself with the pie. To complete the act, the man then licks and laps the Mud Pie off of her. This commonly happens in Georgia, hence Georgia Mud Pie.

Last night, I shared a Georgia Mud Pie with your mother.

by Cold Grilled Cheese Steph April 30, 2011

Gonzo Mud Pie

When you transition from shitting into a girl's mouth to packing her shit filled mouth with your flacid penis. A Midwest speciality growing rapidly out of Minneapolis, MN.

Dudemanbro, I just dug up that one bitch we gave the Gonzo Mud Pie on Halloween and she's still wearing that same fucking costume.

by Humarrogance January 17, 2009

Mud-Vein Technique

A martial art technique pioneered by The Justin, which involves shoving your fist so far up someone's ass, that you are able to use two fingers to poke their eyes out from the inside. An ultra-violent method of creating good fun.

You best check yoself before I bust out the mud vein technique on yo ass.

by ~G~ October 22, 2004

Louisiana Mud Pie

You begin my inserting your erect penis into a girls ass. You are digging in their to pull out a "clump" of shit, to leave on the tip of your penis. Then lay on your back and pull your dick to your belly button, and launch the shit clump like a catapult on to your girls face.

i am going to louisiana mud pie you

by Bone Dip July 13, 2010