RICE STATUS

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.

Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.

by e.skoland February 27, 2022

Rice mum

“They come from a background where rice isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If you don’t know at least five ways to cook it, you might as well turn in your cultural card. From perfectly fluffy bowls to questionable leftover fried experiments, rice is basically the MVP of every meal and the silent witness to all family drama at the dinner table.”

‘He’ll be well fed, he’s got a rice mum’

by Rolyat Meg December 17, 2024

elaina rice

the best person anyone could ask for because she is gorgeous and so much more

that person you seen that was gorgeous must of been an elaina rice

by jdncsdncs;od April 14, 2015

Rice resignation

resigning after doing something considered inconsequentially small in magnitude (like a grain of rice) but dishonorable as defined by general society and the individual resigning

It was comical and ironic that Minister Eto should submit his rice resignation after joking about never having to buy rice when other civil servants across the globe manage to remain in power despite cheating, lying, and stealing.

by jojodaklown May 21, 2025

Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.

Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!

by anonymous May 3, 2025

Declan Rice

Has nothing but swaz but has the potential to be bare snakey

Put some swaz on it Declan Rice

by Ollib April 16, 2025

frie rice

How asians and racist white people pronounce the meal "Fried Rice".

White Guy: Can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: What?
White guy: I said , can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: I'm gonna karate chop yo face off you stereotypical prick!

by Pinoy_Boy February 4, 2018