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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
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An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still
by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020
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Be still my heart

An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022
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Chananchida win my heart

Chananchida win my heart
Chananchida win my heart
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Brave Heart

Best Digimon evolution song. Prove me wrong.
Person 1: “What’s your favorite evolution song?”
Person 2: “Brave Heart.”
Person 1: “It’s mine, too!”
by bluekaneqhawk January 7, 2022
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seven hearts

Seven hearts ~
An emotional person

Or some situation that involves decisiveness or means you can’t choose or have an hard time with many options to choose from.
This is something for some cards of Seven hearts
by @icloudmocha April 10, 2019
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