goths

Goths Put Frankly, Are, Total Friggen Wankers That Listen To Manson.(Everytime I See One I Feel Like Nailing A Fucking Ramones Record To Their Head So They Can Take It Home And Listen To Something Decent) And Dont Relise That Everyone Hates Them For Being Conformists To A Degree That Shits On The Groups They Are Trying To Rebell Against.(Even Though The Fuckers Only Do It For Attention)

Goth: 1 Hey Lets Go And Hand Out Razorbades At The Manson Concert To Help Our Bretheren Who Are To Depressed To Brigh There Own.

Goth: 2 I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.

Me: Fuckin Goths.

by Super Telecom September 7, 2008

Gothneck

A lower middle or working class inhabitant of a rural town or area in the Bible Belt who has adopted the necrophilous fashions and folkways of spiritually troubled affluent youth.

"So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to their" Gothneck clothes and Halloween makeup or antipathy to people who aren’t covered with tattoos and body-piercings like them or anti-vanilla sentiment or anti-square sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

by Russell Clark March 26, 2009

Goths

Somebody who is tricked by other goths into thinking that dressing in all black, dyeing their hair, and saying "anticonformist stuff will set them apart from the "Sheeple" <- people who act like sheep, aka conformists. but in reality, they are merely conforming to an anti-conformitist role. doesn't make sence, i know.

All GOTHS EVER: I hate you for loving (mainstream item) thats why you are a loser conformist.
Me: go eat a razor, and stop acting like every other goth. Ever

by Eppiccnniicckk November 15, 2009

Gothic

An old type of architecture, admired by Goths and crones.

Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture for 1000 years? Really gets right up your ass, you know.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 13, 2003

Gothic Pimp

1) A Person into the goth or gothic life style that has much luck attrating the opposite sex(Being goth or not) for what ever reason.
2)A Pimp that manages female goths for prostitutes and engages them in gothic prostitution (What ever that my be).

"You see that kid with the skulls and chains? He has fucked more girls then both of us put together."
"I dont consider myself a player, more of a gothic pimp."

by DieWeak73 September 30, 2007

Gothic

A loser who doesn't have any friends, so becomes a gothic so he/she suddenly is part of a group.

They dress all black, wear black makeup and black nails. Sometimes they even pretend to be vampires by putting fangs in their mouth.

Usually these are just teens who just hit puberty and do strange shit just to get attention. (see attention whore). When people who are older than lets say 18 are still gothic, then they are probably also Che Guevara worshippers without a real future.

Really, these people are useless. They should all get shot so they have a real reason to be depressed about. No one thinks your morbid, interesting, a vampire or scary. No one cares at all about your bullshit. Please die.

Hey look. There walks another shitface gothic.
-Wanna kick his ass?
Yea, good idea.

by Dick September 18, 2005

gothic-punk

A blending of the vague clichés regarding blood, the color black, and holes of 'goth' music and the highly reptetitive chords and simple 'crash' drumming of punk into a new genre of audio entertainment, ranked slightly above rap in quality.

See shit.

> So I bought this new gothic-punk CD yesterday -
> How much did it cost?
> Got it for five cents at a garage sale.
> Man, you got ripped off.

by fearpi August 12, 2004