God's condom

God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.

Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.

by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018

Stick God

The greatest being. All the boys be hailing stick god. He fell from a tree and saved our universe.

Stickist: Up with stick god, down with goat demon!

by YoHasReturned September 15, 2020

Seaggy god

The swaggy gods apprentice 😎

Devin is the seaggy god 🥸😎😍

by Notdevvin June 12, 2021

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020

God Ob

A pro league of legends player from Finland, who likes to play lee sin .

are you good whit lee sin?
almost as good as God Ob.

by Cragies February 8, 2015

god emee

God Emee is a religion in CoD for our God Emee. She is called God because of her skills in CoD. She is very modest but she is very good.

You can join our religion "The Emeelist" and we will accept you (unless you do something offensive.)

"We will protect our God Emee. No matter what."

by god.emee.believer January 10, 2020

Reanne the GOD

Reanne is the most iconic person to ever walk on the face of the earth. She is gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, incredible, amazing and the greatest friend ever. Reanne is such a legend, you are blessed if you ever meet her.

Reanne the GOD - the most iconic person you will ever meet.

by indie dad June 30, 2018