by fatbastard December 27, 2015
Get the grande fridaymug. When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
by ZebraPants December 26, 2008
Get the Monday-Fridaymug. dropkick friday is a way of celebrating the weekend has started. Find any item of your choice on Friday and drop-kick it as hard and far as you please. This trend was created by youtuber Kaitie Thomas and Tessa Jamieson at an old law firm the two worked at.
by smartymandm January 22, 2024
Get the dropkick fridaymug. We say Happy Friday because Friday is a sacred holiday and a day for us to take the opportunity to free up our time, focus and be present and meditate, remind ourselves about God's blessing to us and pray to the God
by Praiseworthy June 23, 2022
Get the Happy Fridaymug. An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
Get the Slap Ass Fridaymug. Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
Get the Fat Bitch Fridaymug. Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.
by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013
Get the Funny Fridaysmug.