pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2012

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride

this is what you see in roblox when sommbody try's to fucking skam you its not real go cry about it that you lost you're robux

roblox chat:
(scammer):TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride
(smart-player):no
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): O: ABC OMG OMG
(scammer): just give me all youre robux
(smart-player): dont do it
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): TAKE MY MONEY
(scammer): haha thanks bye
(game): scammer left the game
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child):WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA

(smart-player): told you

by dirtnoob December 27, 2021

on my mama on my hood i look fly i look good

an iconic lyric in Charlieboy's song "I look good"
ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD!

"ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD! "

by mike brown1234567 March 14, 2024

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Hehee bee movie

I believe “ According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly.”

by Someone2220 March 10, 2026