dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

ear emoji

small ear piercing, used to show what mood the wearer is in

"whats up with that dude having 4 studs in one ear"
"they're just his ear emoji, relax"

by slutslayer5000 September 15, 2013

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 7, 2023

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 7, 2016

mouse ear

noun. A females anal cavity that is most often described as tight and not blown apart.

Her ass was like a mouse ear before i blew it up.

by sweether44 February 25, 2011

Ear Hickey

A hickey given on the ear typically hurts and isn’t very effective

Michael: Jess I’m going to give you and Charlea and ear hickey

Jess: ew fuck off

by THErealEARhickey June 11, 2018