Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.

Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!

by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020

Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS

YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG

by Poppy dick February 18, 2020

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020

DONG

A series by the one and only sexy bearded bald man that stands for

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episode 3 of dong

by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020

Dental dong

Dental dong it's like floss but for you're penis

Man I had to use that dental dong stuff you get a the doctor I had to go alone cuz my mom said it would be weird if she showed up to

by ChungsterAndFriends July 13, 2020