Clam Rouge

For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.

I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight

by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025

Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.

Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!

by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017

clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012

Clam Slam

Female equivalent of teabagging

Kim: I Clam Slammed you noobs

by Clamslammer2000 August 4, 2018

Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.

Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹

by anonymous October 12, 2022

Clam Hopper

A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.

Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.

by Rainey508 July 6, 2012