A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
by Urbrotherbrudda June 3, 2018
Get the non car guymug. A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.
Dude, look at that john mark car!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
Who's driving?
Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!
by Creeper Patrol! April 4, 2008
Get the john mark carmug. A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
by Anqi July 1, 2008
Get the i'd hit it -- with a carmug. by Linda McCartney December 28, 2008
Get the Drive My Carmug. When you bust a nut on your woman’s pussy and string it all the way to her anus.
: a variation of the traditional cable car
: a variation of the traditional cable car
by Steve&Kerrie March 27, 2019
Get the Brazilian Cable Carmug. The act of using acetabular external fixation rods as handholds for better leverage during sexual intercourse.
That prostitute didn't want to get her ex-fix removed because she gets better tips when she utilizes the Detroit Rail Car.
by Wonga Wango July 5, 2022
Get the Detroit Rail Carmug.