A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
Get the Canadian Thanksgivingmug. by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018
Get the Canadian Mountain Pigmug. As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."
Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.
Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.
I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.
by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018
Get the Canadian Proposalmug. Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
by Eldon John October 7, 2021
Get the Canadian Thanksgivingmug. I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
by Road boredom August 19, 2018
Get the Canadian brothersmug. You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
Get the Canadian Baconatormug. When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
Get the Canadian Standoffmug.