canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine

person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?

by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023

Canada

The land of sorry, worse french, and maple syrup.

mogus

Canada sucks lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022

Canada

A place that does not exist.

Canada does not exist.

by drewswin October 21, 2018

Canada

A sassy ass girl who tends to show people she “THE BOSS.” Canada’s won’t take no for an answer and have a small circle of friends. Canada’s can be annoying at time and speak what’s on their mind a little to much.

Damn Canada is so freaking sassy

by MASked unKnOwN MaN October 23, 2018

Shaw Canada

another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.

I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!

by alco3 February 25, 2019

Canada

something that doesn't exist

canada? what's that? i've never heard of it

by tiburon120 June 8, 2018

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018