The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.

"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."

by ultra June 6, 2012

Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.

Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.

by badassmotherf February 5, 2010

Canada

People like me who apologize as a living.

As a representative of the Canadian National Apology Council, we would like to sincerely apologize for using the resources on the Urban Dictionary server, and putting more load and traffic on the server, making it less enjoyable for others. Please accept my humble apology, along with the rest of Canada's as well.

by BajanAlex November 11, 2021

Canada Dry

Soda that you might drink if there’s no Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper.

“I’m drinking Canada Dry right now”

by type aaaa February 20, 2022

Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010

air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.

We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.

by Cheo R September 24, 2022

Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.

as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.

by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010