saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 05, 2020
A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.
by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020
i was going to buy something today from the shopping channel but when i got through on the phone i had to put it down because i couldn't understand what he was saying to me good old call center apu
by Carlton banksz December 23, 2014
In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
When you come into a room and try taking over the situation, even though you don't know what is going on, you are "walking in and calling yourself Pete".
You just got here, don't come in and call yourself Pete.
by callingmyselfpete December 16, 2014
Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)
You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)
You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
by DutchIsIn October 20, 2013
Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.
Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"
Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.
Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!
Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.
Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.
Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.
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Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"
Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.
Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!
Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.
Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.
Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.
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Call of Duty: Theories
Real Life Example:
- Map: Downfall -
{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."
{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"
{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"
{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"
{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."
{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"
{Player 2} - "17"
{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
{Player 2} - " I bet you did"
{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.
{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.
{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."
{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Real Life Example:
- Map: Downfall -
{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."
{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"
{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"
{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"
{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."
{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"
{Player 2} - "17"
{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"
{Player 2} - " I bet you did"
{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.
{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.
{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."
{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
by Houck&Barker July 29, 2009