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It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
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Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.
My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.
by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022
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I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.
A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson
by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020
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Residual Booty Call

A booty call that requires very little effort or work to obtain it, especially in the current time.
Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you hooked up with that girl. You must have worked your ass off for the last couple months for that!

Guy 2: Naw it's a girl that I used to hit on all the time at one of my old jobs and now it's paying dividends. It was a residual booty call!
by jtimerchris February 3, 2010
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call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013
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call me mommy

The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy
She told him to "call me mommy"
by RealRacer May 27, 2023
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Call of Duty: Theories

Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.

Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"

Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.

Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!

Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.

Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.

Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.

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Call of Duty: Theories

Real Life Example:

- Map: Downfall -

{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."

{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"

{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"

{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"

{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."

{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"

{Player 2} - "17"

{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"

{Player 2} - " I bet you did"

{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.

{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.

{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."

{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
by Houck&Barker July 28, 2009
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