Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

Bean pole

Jack

Jack is a bean pole

by M.saucey March 31, 2020

juju bean

Lit. Clitoris

She flicked her juju bean voraciously

by micahwhale May 21, 2020

bean sandwich

The tearing of one's scrotum, accidentally or otherwise, resulting in bleeding

While trimming some hair, I accidentally gave myself a bean sandwich

by wilsomb September 16, 2011

Bean Day

Novemeber 25th is the day of bean! Beaners come together to pray to bean god in hope for a golden bean. A platinum bean can also be obtained on this day but only for the luckiest of bean followers. Bean god is coming to earth to bless his followers with many beans. Bean Bean Brothers!

Happy bean day!
I like bean day!
I hope I get a golden Bean!

by Beangod69 October 16, 2019

Rice and beans

Rice and beans code word for letting know a special someone you miss them

Adam: Rice and beans

Violet : Cheese and toast

by Sweet Potato 1 December 29, 2020

Big Bean

Big Bean is a character from the 2020 movie "We Can Be Heroes". They are named in the credits but are yet to be found within the movie.

Person 1: Do you know the legend of Big Bean?
Person 2: Who is Big Bean?

Person 1: Exactly.

by SkellyBean January 1, 2021