Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard
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