National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.

It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.

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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

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Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

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On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

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May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

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When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs

I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night

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when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

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