August

The Absolute G.O.A.T.

August is actually better than tom brady

by Augoose12 January 31, 2023

9th august

9th August is the day to kiss your 4th cousin whose name starts wit L

-it’s 9th August

-I’m gonna kiss L today 😘

by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022

August 12

Today is NATIONAL FRIENDS APPRECIATION DAY‼️‼️🎉 which means post your friendssss and why you appreciate them

Girl1:why you posting me today

Girl2:because it august 12

by Youllwe August 12, 2023

30th august

Big sexy boy day where only the big sexy boys are produced

Wow your hot you mush be from 30th august

by Pobdhsoqpnc show November 22, 2021

August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

August 3rd

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day

Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!

by titty~ July 26, 2022

August 12

The day when the sexiest gods are born. Both good in bed and the best in class.

Ashley: He’s so perfect I wanna have him for my own
Victoria: Don’t you know he's born on August 12, he’s basically a god

by Truth Be Told 123 May 29, 2022