wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

by calavera1102 June 05, 2009

wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau June 26, 2006

wet rice

When a white man and Asian female have sex in the middle of an Asian restaurant while laying on a pile of rice

oh my gosh Sam and Ching lee had wet rice at egg roll city yesterday

by Swagyolo5 January 07, 2014

wet eyes

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

by MarriedTrouble July 16, 2012

Wet Penny

To eat out a girl who is on the rag. The name stems from the copper taste of the vaginal area while menstruating.

I gave my girlfriend a wet penny last night.

by Katie ra bla bla October 22, 2007

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob December 29, 2015

wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"

by egbb June 02, 2015