Tom Kat

A gay mens theater in the heart of West Hollywood, typically a trolling ground for anal and/or oral sex between two men.

Sean went to the Tom Kat to work the glory hole for a few hours.

by Bruce Bumlicker October 20, 2008

tom shroomery

An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.

The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.

by the goof September 8, 2008

tom cawte

TOM CAWTE IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, BASICALLY GOD. I WOULD SELL MY FIRST BORN CHILD TO BE TOM CAWTE.

I just saw Tom Cawte kick a puppy down the stairs, I think it might be dead.

by Benjamin Shapiro November 6, 2018

Tom Brady

A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child

Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!

by SuperDuperCoolBoy June 18, 2020

Tom and Jerry

MGM's Masterpiece. The cartoon that was brought to Earth by Jesus Christ himself.

Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon and the greatest thing that humanity has ever thought of or created

by IntergalactalEnergy December 22, 2022

mmmm Tom

This phrase is a prayer given to his holy divine Tom.

Me: I see Tom “mmmm Tom”
Tom: bows in my direction
Me: *nuts*

by Gdhdjjsb October 12, 2018

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020