Candy crush addict

Someone overly obsessed with defeating candy crush levels to the point that they tell their friends if they love them they will buy them 22.99 cards for unlimeted play and extra power ups. Usually named trevor.
by Buttons79 January 28, 2016
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Colombian nose candy

Columbia nose candy: It goes by many names. booger sugar, Columbian Sugar, Daddy's special sugar, However the correct name for this booger sugar is cocaine
Hey Pedro can I cop a gram of that Colombian nose candy?
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 12, 2021
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orange cotton candy

pubic hair of redheaded people
that ginger has a lot of orange cotton candy
by PatmaHeiny February 05, 2011
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Atheist Eye Candy

One of Yahoo! Answers premiere trolletes, this girl of the ever changing adorable avatar specializes in delightfully daffy non sequitur type questions in the Religion & Spirituality (R&S) section where she is a legend.
Q: Has anybody seen Atheist Eye Candy's new avatar?
A: Yeah... it's totally adorable innit?
by Schmecky December 28, 2010
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Catholic Candy Job

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.
The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!
by 1113454563q4557657957 February 09, 2008
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candy cane

a white mans cock witha red condom
by homi dave June 04, 2004
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Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 02, 2009
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