Get the Jordan-cluniemug. Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. The best, prettiest, cutest girl ever. And she has the sweetest voice on the PLANET!! But she’s always tired so you have to be patient whit her and understand how she thinks or things.
by Jada Hillman November 21, 2021
Get the Erin Jordan Stinkmug. Jordan est un beau garçon habituellement aux cheveux brun foncé ou noirs et aux yeux bruns. Lorsque vous rencontrerez pour la première fois un Jordan, il semblera varier. Mais une fois que vous l'aurez connu, vous verrez que c'est une personne gentille et aimante qui est très drôle et qui veut juste être aimée elle-même. Une fois que vous voyez une Jordan, vous ne pouvez pas vous empêcher de sourire. Les Jordan's sont également très attrayants et élégants
Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?
Ohh qu'un Jordan
Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?
Ohh qu'un Jordan
by Rahim_23998 November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan has black and highlights in his hair he's very bad he is a trouble maker he pulls girls and he has geenish eyes very loving and once you go out with him you will never want to break up with him
by Thatsthegirlgame January 29, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.