suck shit

A term used when you gloat over another person's misfortune.

Friend: Damn, I just lost that $10 note.

Me: Suck shit.

or

Friend: I tried to ask out this hot chick, but she said no.

Me: Suck shit.

by 500%nigger November 28, 2010

type shit

It's like tying your shoe type shit.

Lenny: As soon as my dad puts down his cigarette he picks up another one.

Me: That's some John Wayne type shit.

by Starvingmidget December 16, 2010

piss of shit

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

shit sheep

someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a turdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags.

Joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to turdhurd them. what stupid shit sheeps

shit sheep

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Why fo you have to bring up old shit!

by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017

Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

Geronimo Shit

A geronimo shit is a shit taken from a place above the toilet such as the rafters in a cabin. While the poo is in the air the person taking the shit the "crapee" must yell GERONIMO!, hence the name Geronimo Shit

Matt: Hey josh is the outhouse taken?
Josh: Are you serious! Look up someone is taking a Geronimo Shit!

by 612forlife August 20, 2009