your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

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Heart Attract

When your first encounter with the opposite sex or same sex (if your that way incline) is so intimate, that the first sight of that person would give you a 'Heart Attack'.

Guy 1: "Damn, whose that chick!?

Guy 2: "Oh Olivia Munn?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, she's giving me a heart attract."

Guy 2: "Pls."

by LazerwolfPls101 October 28, 2013

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