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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
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An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still
by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020
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Cyan Colored Heart Stealer

A nickname of a great guy (Also shortened to just "CCHS" sometimes.). Someone who tries their best towards their friends and loved ones. As Lao Tzu says "He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.". He doesn't know his own worth and the potential to do great things if he really puts his mind to it.
OMG. Have you seen the "Cyan Colored Heart Stealer"?

Yeah, I love him so much and I will support him until the end of time.
by DefinitelyNOTMysti December 6, 2024
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Animal-hearted

Animal-hearted is a sub-community of the Otherkin community. Animal-hearted can be defined as when a person identifies as human but has a strong "connection with" or feels a "relation with" an animal.

Unlike someone who identifies with the term Therian
Person one: I dont think I am therian as I identify more spiritually WITH animals rather than AS one
Person two: I think that would fall under the definition "Animal-hearted"
by BrunOst January 27, 2024
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Heart of Asia

A nickname given to Afghanistan (and used by them) because the country is located at the very crossroads of east-west, north-south, on the Asian continent.
"You see that country there? It's sandwiched between the Indian Subcontinent, Iran, post-Soviet Central Asia, and China/Tibet. They call it the heart of Asia."
by AFGHANISTAN - CENTRAL ASIA February 13, 2023
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Heart attack and a hangover

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”
by Keesee5 December 13, 2018
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