I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 03, 2024

I Work On Principals On Work I

I Work On Principals On Work I

I Work On Principals On Work I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

by Handle100 August 11, 2023

I ho I ho

Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.

Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?

Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

I Dead To Be Figure

Basically means like your shocked (New York) slang only

“Bro you seen that video of Bryanna giving head.“

“You deadass? I dead to be figure bro”

by Happy N.Y. April 28, 2020