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" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"
by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022
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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
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i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
by Debnhim October 28, 2018
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Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018
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Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.
Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X
by imaustinb April 15, 2011
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IGYML (Pronounced iggy-mill)

Short for "I Give My Life To You"

is an acronym based term which is predicted to be widely used when one significant other wishes to express to their special someone just exactly how much they mean to them or the intensity to which they have given their heart to them.
I love you, my sweetheart, you mean the world to me... IGYML (i give my life to you)!
by icu.inou.<3 May 26, 2010
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