Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.

I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.

by kiteless. June 12, 2013

Laugh Your Dick Hard

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH

Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA

by galen_gris October 26, 2011

Tip O' da Dick

A guy extremely desperate for sex.

This Tip O' da Dick motherfucker followed me around the club last night.

by SEE JAY TEE March 8, 2018

Ran out of dick

"Ran out of dick" should be used when someone fails spectacularly. "He tried to jump that car, but he ran outta dick."

When he was going for that backflip, he ran out of dick and didn't complete it and snapped his neck in half.

by Shadowfaux June 4, 2014

Big Dick energy

When a guy thinks his dick is big so he has energy for it. Normally when a guy has BDE he is very cocky for his cock. This might also mean he is getting or has a boner. He feels the energy of the boner.

BROOOOO!!!!! Kevin has BDEEEEEE!!!!! that shit is LIT!!!! At least we are get the puss.

EWW PATRICAAAA!!! I Think Kevin has Big dick energy for me! What a LOSER!!!

by AYOOOOO LIL RARI!!!! June 19, 2019

dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.

I wanna go dick hole smashing!

by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011