GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!

1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.

2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.

Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'

Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "

Peter: " ummm..."

Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"

Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."

Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"

by Pissed-off-'BERTA-Bastard April 25, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is a come back invented by Van Foster, it was used to make Trever Ryan Koi shut the fuck up. It's the best come back known to mankind and cannot be countered.

Van: Trevor shut the fuck up
Trevor: Van how about you shut up
Van: I make your mom shut the fuck up when I put
my dick in her mouth

Trevor:…
Trevor: Wanna play warzone?

by Fake wave April 4, 2022

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 1, 2014

your mom

used as a last defense in an argument which is very cringe

"your mom is so gay"
"bro my mom is dead"

by starbucks cake pop pedo September 5, 2021

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

your mum

A very old sexy woman that takes photos with a garbage can.

Do you see your mum? Why is she taking photos with the trash can?

by YourDadLeftForTheMilk69420 July 11, 2022