I nevah said that

Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.

Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.

by WWF Attitude August 24, 2022

Bonka i bastun

When you get carried into a sauna and the person carrying you accidentally bonks your head in the ceeling and says bonka in the bastu

p1. Ouch i hit my head

p2. Are you bonka i bastun?

by Aphe90 April 03, 2023

i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 23, 2017

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

by jewslayer42069 March 12, 2019

cov+I

A group of people who never had sexual intercourse

M: Yo you saw that that Girl?
P: Nah Im Not ready for anything im in the cov+I

by TmmYarak May 08, 2021

I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025