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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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Banana Man

A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends
by TurkeySandwich December 6, 2022
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Key food man

That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler
Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.
by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020
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Man of honor

That Chris Bellamy don is a serious man of honor
by CH1):6 May 1, 2022
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Swift the Fast man

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.
by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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Current Man

A fictional character utilised to display the direction of current, force and magnetic field strength.
It also measures the attraction between two current males
Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis
by imapoosey October 14, 2021
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man of wax

A perfect man. Too good to be true, as if a wax model (a perfect replica).
Person a: Have you seen John? He's so hot.
Person b: Yeah, he's really a man of wax.
by steveman1123 July 2, 2021
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