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the crazed man

When you charge at your partner after saying “theres a crazed man over there” and fuck them to smithereens then Gently Cares their face
Woman: The Crazed Man fucked me last night
by Red Cyanide June 11, 2021
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Skat man

A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.

However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.

Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
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phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.
by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018
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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
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the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.
Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018
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discord man

Used to describe a man who poorly attempts to manipulate you into dating him, will often use the excuse "I have many other people to go for!"

Doesn't necessarily have to be a man who uses discord.
Person 1: I had a run in with a Discord Man last week, he tried to get me to send nudes to him.
Person 2: Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
by jayinthenorth January 29, 2022
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Black man stack

It is when two black men stand on atop of a white women during intercourse.
Tyrone and I are doing the black man stack yesterday night
by Blackerthanthenight December 5, 2019
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