shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son March 14, 2016

Shit Veto

When your about to take a shit and someone says they have to piss real quick and uses the bathroom before you.

I got shit veto'd at Robins house again. I wish she lived in a house with two bathrooms.

by Dahiggz March 21, 2016

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

Shit Stain

One who deliberately provocative message the soul intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

Ignore him, he's a shit stain.

by theguard1345 April 6, 2016

shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016

shit

brown stuff that comes out of your butt/poop/crap

wow thats a big piece of shit.

by sofiawerner April 14, 2016