by Macattacks June 6, 2024

When you're taking a shit after days of constipation, and the density and velocity of the exiting fecal matter tears the anal tissue to the point that a suture must be used to repair the flesh
Oh man, I housed those cheese curds a few days ago - and of course I'd rim-out right before my date. Good thing she's a nurse!
by RooSing August 1, 2016

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji
(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
by ACETONE November 16, 2022

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
by bigboy frank October 1, 2017

Someone called Sofi who advertises too much things to her Uppsala located fanbase, things that no one would ever buy if it wasn't a recommendation from their beloved Sofi.
Person 1:Wow I Love that dress from "a brand" that Sofi mentoined in her story.
Person 2: Nah I would never wear that, she just advertises things for money and fame, she's such a sell out.
Person 2: Nah I would never wear that, she just advertises things for money and fame, she's such a sell out.
by Chugabitcj August 5, 2018
