have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014

Gin Til You Cry

A sadistic battle of emotional attrition played exclusively on the second day of a bender among a tight-knit group of friends. Relying on the scientifically unproven fact that 'gin makes you emotional,' participants must drink nothing but gin while suffering from crippling hangxiety. The goal is to verbally dismantle your mates until they weep. The winner is the last person left with dry eyes

Brighty crumbled. He talked a big game, but as we already knew, he’s such a faggot. Three drinks in and he was already ringing his mum, sobbing that he 'just needed to hear her voice.' The second she realised he was playing gin til you cry, she told him to pull it together and hung up on him

by Gtown1567 December 13, 2025

dame bicth you live like this

to point out a mess of a house

dame bicth you live like this

by deez 123 October 3, 2023

you

you are amazing you are worth it you are beutifull hansome ove whou you are

you am looking good
no one will tell you otherwise you make people happy you are amazing

by sky pooh June 22, 2020

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

You are a whoooole

Usually u add the adjective "Mehmet" at the end of the sentence and it means that one is behaving really dumb for a moment unintentionally

F: Bro how did u find the album of AK Au65erkontrolle?
A: I typed it in google
F: Bro im askin for your opinion, not the way how u found it, you are a whoooole Mehmet!!

by OnlyAMinorCharacter November 13, 2019