I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 3, 2021

Malcom bridge middle school

The school is filled with fuck ups, fags and disappointments. The girls are mid, and huge hoes. The boys are gay as hell and get no bitches, maybe because they have all had the same dumb haircut since 6th grade. The boys like boys and girls like girls. There is more drama In the school than a season of The Bachelorette. They all talk shit but don’t back it up.

Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school
Chad-“bro I’m gay”
Brad-“no shit you go to Malcom”

by Daddy42068 January 18, 2022

Malcom bridge middle school

A school full of fucks ups , fags and disappointments. the girls are mid and are all hoes The boys have all had the same gay haircut since 5th grade and get no bitches too. At Malcom, boys like boys and girls like girls.

Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school

Chad-“ bro I’m gay”
Brad-“ no shit, you go to Malcolm”

by Daddy42068 January 18, 2022

2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!:

This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.

It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.

Kisser of the cats having a bad day

Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.

Penguin: Why?

by #BecomeAPlayerToday April 19, 2021

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.

Paddy Cake Was used as Conor Mcgregors nickname by the bully that stuffed him in his locker during middle school. The nickname lives strong in Dublin till this day.

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.
How Conor Mcgregors bully talked to the young ladd in middle school -" Hey Paddycakes get in the fooking locker for fooks sake you bloody cunt "

by UrbanWebsterDic March 17, 2017

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

by ‍‍ January 15, 2021

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011