my car in need for speed underground

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

I got ups in my day-Z's

A saying many homosexuals use to say they got penetrated in the booty

Homosexual- Hey i got ups in my day-Z's
Friend- from who!?

by Upsiez May 27, 2008

suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

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by kinekosogayhegay May 28, 2020

oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH

A thing you say when you are with a boyfriend or any guy and you're doing stuff it gradually gets louder

or

Something you say when you drink alot

Girl:oh there's a giant TSUNAMI IN MY MOUTH.

by whopbamalomop December 5, 2007

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

Don't make me snap my fingers

"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"

Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!

by Juango May 30, 2013