Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.
The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss
by ancestaera August 27, 2020
Get the Trauma Addict Zombiesmug. A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
Get the Zombie Tweakermug. Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
Get the Text zombiemug. When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.
I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
Get the Hooray Zombiemug. Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
Get the Sadistic Zombiesmug. The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.
by resrexmun July 2, 2012
Get the zombie frothmug. that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.
Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.
by dashketchum December 28, 2013
Get the zombie headturnmug.