The Beard

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair
'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'
by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009
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Beards

A man and a woman are both gay but they act as if they are a couple to cover up their true selves.
I know you are gay, we should be beards to cover everything up, ya know
by BM10 January 26, 2022
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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
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Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
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beard card

a subsidiary of the wordface card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard
Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines
by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025
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The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.
Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!
by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021
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Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.
Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.
by Madric44 July 7, 2017
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