A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies
Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.
by Ambizness June 04, 2018
When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018
someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
by NightFlyer66 October 01, 2017
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
by BetaDeebs May 16, 2018
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
by Dr.Argues June 29, 2010