texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 07, 2008

put that on two wheels

Seeing something or someone so desirable that you would put it or them on a two wheel dolly cart and run off

Bro 1: Damn bro did you see the ass on the girl that walked past

Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying

Bros: Hahahahaha

by Captain 66 June 12, 2014

TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time

an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker

by leerob August 21, 2008

Two Fingers Up

Means gets the lady’s, smart, cool, and has so much rizz

that dude with two fingers up is soo cool

by john34564 May 03, 2022

two part episode

when you excrete excrement and feel the need to do so again soon after

"I think the dump I took earlier I thinks its gona be a two part episode"

by seanbasil89 August 12, 2009

Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 04, 2019

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011