Gamer

Someone who does a little bit of gaming.

Mom: Go outside and get a fucking job, Richard! I'm tired of tagging your sorry ass for over thirty fucking years!
Richard: I'm a gamer. Yeah!

by Neutral0id December 18, 2021

Wolf kelpo gamer

Absolute gamer who is ultra cool

I love wolf kelpo gamer
Same bro

by Wolf kelpo gamer September 20, 2020

Spryzen Gamer

Randi madarchod guy who scams his clan mates

Spryzen Gamer is a cunt

by 134X134 November 5, 2020

Gamer Roommate

Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.

Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.

by Random B guy January 10, 2025

Gamer Time

A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.

Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time

The boys: ok bro, in a bit

by Bose May 26, 2020

Epic Gamer Moment

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.

Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”

Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”

Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”

by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024

Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023