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donkey balloons

Donkey Balloons are basically an advanced form of badgers testicles. For a human example, take a look at marcus vears' chin. Hmmmm....
Holy s!*t dude, those are some mighty fine donkey balloons over there, check them out!
by ChickenFace95 January 19, 2009
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Bronze Donkey

The act of recieving a massage in public, whether from another individual or an inanimate object such as the corner of a wall.
I walked into the hotel lobby and this hot chick was giving a bronze donkey to this other hot chick. or My shoulders were so tight I gave myself a bronze donkey waiting for the subway.
by asanisimasa December 7, 2013
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booty donkey

A ugly or less-traditional looking fellow with a really attractive female that would be considered of of his league.
Man, did you see that booty donkey? How can that overweight Benny have such a smokin hot girlfriend. I bet she cheats on him.
by Django8673 August 24, 2009
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Rubbing Donkeys

by Just a scrooge December 3, 2009
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BUBBLE DONKEY

is a great way to ignore someone while staring straight in their face
GIRL- DID YOU KNOW I WON ALL 6 ROUNDS OF JEOPARDY IN MR.DERMOTOS CLASS

BOY-OH GREAT BUBBLE DONKEY!
by NYCKID13 August 18, 2011
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Texas Donkey

When a worse hand in Texas Hold'Em - pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. Usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. They often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a Donkey hand. These people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.
Scotty Nguyen said on his show " There is nothing you can do when someone Texas Donkeys you... I myself have Donky'ed many a good player"
by Roflatscottyscomment April 22, 2010
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donkey balls

Lets go get some donkey balls!ummmmmmmmmm.
by haley erika barrtvedtt January 12, 2009
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