April 11

It’s where you shut the fuck up and stop being gross.

“Dude, it’s April 11th!”

“Okay?”
“Shut the fuck up.”

by MasterChiefsMom April 11, 2022

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

year 11 slayer

an attractive ranga, that slays many males mostly year 11 though. they are commonly known as year 11 slayers but are also well known as jemmahs .

girl: i wish i could get lachlan hyde . other girl: not a chance that year 11 slayer is all over it

by jemjemslayslay11 June 28, 2018

December 11

The day the most most handsome person was born

My birthday is December 11

by Lorofury April 22, 2021

April 11

National Moshico day

Wake up it’s April 11!!!
Yeah it’s National Moshico day!!!

by betr__ February 20, 2025

9/11

9/11 is basically a date that there were terrorist attcks on 9/11, 2001

you remember 9/11? thats crazy.

by Salmoni1212 November 28, 2022

November 11

National ask your crush out day

I cant wait for November 11 i get to ask my crush out

by Willow gates November 10, 2020