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gin monkey

The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!
"Everyone needs a gin monkey in their life"
by Scratchett June 3, 2017
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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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stick monkey

A derogatory term for aircraft pilots (regardless of him/her being in the fixed-wing/airplane or rotary/helicopter community). This species of aviators is prevalent in the commercial airlines, private aviation, or the military (e.g. Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and even the Coast Guard and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration/NOAA). The term can also be used to denote astronauts.

True to the name, the stick monkey just wiggles the joystick around, making the plane roll left, right, up, down, clockwise, and counterclockwise.
If you were to fly for the Navy, would you rather be a stick monkey or a back-seater?
by DJRayRay December 1, 2017
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monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.
Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018
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monkey bits

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?
by SnareC June 10, 2016
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boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017
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