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Rorschach test

When a single event is interpreted completely differently by each side as driven by their political priors.
Trump's indictments are seen by Trump supporters as badges of distinction in a fight against selective prosecution, and as righteous condemnations of his egregious behavior by his detractors - a true Rorschach test.
by sensei10 August 2, 2023
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by Notfetakossa February 27, 2019
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nervous test

When your partner (Male or Female) Slowly moves there finger or hand towards your dick or pussy while simultaneously saying "Are you nervous?".
GirlFriend:"Hey babe?"
Boyfriend:"Yes?"
Girlfriend:"Are you nervous?(lowly moves hand towards dick)"
Boyfriend:"No buy why are you doing this? I like it but why?"
Girlfriend:"Just awnser the question(moves hand closer)Are you nervous?"
Eventually she grabs it then the winner gets a kiss so its a win-win situation
Girlfriend:"Congrats you just did the Nervous Test"
by MysteryMTG March 29, 2016
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The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises
by cockran April 4, 2019
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Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
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The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?
by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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