Suicide

The action of killing oneself because they hate themselves and want to not exist

Some methods are: Hanging, Ingesting Sodium Nitrate, Setting yourself on fire, Running into the road, Provoking a cop
In gonna go commit Suicide, cya
by RustedSky April 29, 2024
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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
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Suicide

Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.
This is a sentence of a real story

A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide
by somepersonwholikescheese June 24, 2022
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Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.
“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.
by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021
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suicide bait

When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.

Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
No, you aren't going to suicide bait me into working on your game again.
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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
by Penhold July 27, 2017
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