a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner

Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner

by Mahngeat December 9, 2023

Suicide Edging

When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.

"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."

"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"

by Myocardium July 1, 2023

Tentacle Suicide

A suicide between 10 people.

Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.

by bowgawa February 20, 2025

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Suicidal FemPathy

Suicidal Fempathy occurs when a woman, usually childless, desires to help others by imposing perceived parental order onto others to the detriment of a stable society. When a woman repeatedly overrides a society's needs, boundaries, and wellbeing diverting resources to other cultures to the detriment of her own.

A Suicidal FemPathist can be male however that male is usually feminized to the the point where common sense and reason left long ago.

Suicidal FemPathy is directly responsible for the decline of Western Values and the rise of Rape Gangs of western societies.

by Chungadin Din November 10, 2025